One word from me and this bear will rip your guts out.
You think getting splashed in the face is funny?
There’s no money in this fucking birthday card. Take it back!!
Are you turning or not, asshole?
This fruit salad tastes a lot like shit salad.
Let’s see how secure your home is after I rip this this piece of shit sign into little pieces.
This Time Lord wants TWO companions. Minimum.
Old MacDonald can kiss my ass.
Either you’re a mermaid or I’m so drunk right now.
I don’t have egg on my face — YOU have egg on YOUR face.
