Get off my truck assholes. Fire fighting isn’t a joke.
This is the stupidest fucking game.
I feel like one of the fucking Village People.
You should see the sidewalk.
Jewish New Year’s resolution… Now I only smoke cheerios when I drink.
I’m feeling very “Less Than Zero” right now.
I wouldn’t even take a shit in these pants.
I know it’s going to suck, but how do you say no to all those guns?